Friday, May 3, 2019

5) Breaking off the metal tab on a Tuna Can

Pretty straight forward here, but you go to open up a can of tune that has that metal tab that you pull back.  Of course the tab breaks off in your hands. Frantically you look for a can opener and of course you can't find one.  So you stare at the knives in the drawer, thinking to yourself "I think I can pry it open."  2 Band-Aids later you decide to grab the peanut butter out of the cupboard instead.

If I never break off that metal thingie on a can again, I would be a happy man!


Thursday, May 2, 2019

4) Little Holes in Between the Legs of your Jeans

You know the ones, those two frayed holes that seemingly appear out of nowhere in between the legs of your jeans.  It's like there was no warning.  You go to grab your favourite, comfy pair of jeans and then WTF, there are two holes soak dab in the middle of your crotch.

Then there is the internal conversation:

"I think I can still wear them."
"What if the holes get bigger and then my thing hangs out the side" 
"Maybe if I don't sit with my legs open, nobody will notice." 


Tip - I found these on Amazon.ca https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B07M5N2GDH/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Patches that you just iron on and voila!  You can keep wearing those jeans...at least for a little while longer.  

If I never get those holes in my jeans ever again, I would be a happy man!  



Wednesday, May 1, 2019

3) Getting the Smaller Pizza Slice

Again, this one might seem trivial, but doesn't it bug you when you go to a pizza shop to get a slice of pizza and either intentionally or unintentionally they give you the smallest slice of the bunch?  I mean what gives?

Why should you be paying the same amount of money for a small slice of pizza when the next guy behind you gets the bigger slice for the same price?  Then there is that moment, when they plop the slice onto that paper plate and you think to yourself, should I have gotten 2 slices?  Or should I say something to the person dishing out the slices?

If I never get the smaller slice ever again, for the rest of my life, I would be a happy man!